WOAH. Its been an absolutely CRAZY two weeks and after 14 days I’ve finally found the time to sit down on my computer and complete an action that doesn’t receive a letter grade or doesn’t involve packing or driving.
I’m going to backtrack to our expedition to Tsavo West National Park. Tsavo West is separated from Tsavo East by a busy road, but together the two parks make the largest national park in Kenya.
We were all a little bit apprehensive about the idea of a camping trip in the middle of the wilderness which has a large popuion of lions, elephants, leopards, and other large dangerous animals. Not only are these animals here, but Tsavo is famous for its exta-large and aggressive elephants and the freakishly huge lions. The lions of Tsavo are called the ‘Tsavo Man Eaters’. Wikapedia it, because it’s a fantastic documented instance/urban rumor. The rumors/stories are as this: there was a railroad built by the British across Kenya which exported Africans to the slave markets and ivory to the demanding west. The slaves that were too weak to survive the trip were tossed from the moving train off onto the side of the tracks. The already weak Africans, who were now injured from their fall, were easy targets for the nearby lions who are not only incredible hunters but very resourceful scavengers. These lions are known as the man-eating lions of Tsavo, not because they consumed people who had been abandoned by the trains, but because these easy kills created a craving for human flesh within this pride of lions. These lions were said to actively hunt people, something that has never before or anywhere else been recorded. There is a large den full of human skeletons that was found and all the lions responsible were killed. It’s now said that its possible that the ‘den of skeletons’ may have been a Maasai burial site. All I know is that its currently a huge tourism destination that brings in an incredible amount of money for the park in order to protect Kenya’s dwindling lion population. Looks like everyone wins. (Except those who were eaten by lions.)
We arrived at Tsavo East to find the place incredibly overgrown with greenery. You could hardly see 100 feet into the bushland, and that’s incredibly for a place as arid as Kenya. Our campsite was a wide clearing about 50 feet into the bush which had a permanent cho/long throw (or bathroom) and a kitchen. We found the kitchen to be filled with moldy hay bales which had been used to feed the starving hippos of the region during the several years of incredibly severe drought. We set up our own and all of the staff’s tents. I looked like a total pro (thank god) because they were the exact tent the Tanaka’s owned which the AZ girls and I used to camp in Greer. We settled in to play checkers, connect-4, banana-grams, uno and the classical ‘camping’ games until dinner. Dinner was good as usual, except for the millions of pencil eraser sized black beetles which were attracted to the light of the kerosene lamps and camp fire. No big deal, its not like we weren’t used to bugs. During dinner I lost my appetite when I took a bite and instead of enjoying lightly seasoned rice I gagged on an incredibly strong soapy taste that was unbelievably chemically repulsive. I figured that I hadn’t washed my Tupperware well enough and had scooped up rice that was soaking in soap, but no, the answer wasn’t that simple. As our trip continued we realized that the awful smell was coming from the beetles, and I definitely had one in my bit of rice that night. It made dinner for the 6 nights pretty hellish as we were terrified to put a beetle in our mouth but didn’t really have enough light to see them and if you shinned even a red light onto your food you were guaranteed to be swarmed and by association guaranteed to get a plateful of the suckers. Even if you flicked them away from you or off your clothes they wreaked, they were pretty much a constant awful association during the trip and one of the only things that were unpleasant.
Later that night we found the biggest scorpion I had ever seen in my life. You know the scorpions in silly movies like the scorpion king that are huge and repulsive and are shown merely for the freakout factor? Yeah. It was one of those. It. Was. HUGE. And very cool.
That night before we went to bed both a leopard and a lioness were seen walking through the camp. Were we scared? No. Just bummed we didn’t catch a glimpse.
Earlier in the afternoon, before tents had been set up, there was a flash rainstorm which forced us to run our stuff to the cars. Yes, I was wearing flip flops because of the car ride and yes, I stepped onto another acacia thorn. This time Daniel, our Swahili teacher and a local of Kimana, was able to get the tip of the thrown out using another acacia thorn which had been sanitized with hand sanitizer. And that thing is so sharp it was used as a knife and he simply opened up my foot and pulled the rest of the thorn out. That was a certainly an experience.
And we thought our little rainstorm in the early afternoon was really exciting. It’s not the rainy season yet and technically we are at the harshest period of the dry season (even though the environment didn’t reflect that) so rain storms are supposed to be far between. Not many people were emotionally prepared for the 8 hour long thunder storm that commenced promptly at 10 o’clock after we had gone to bed. This thunderstorm could rival any I had ever heard at home. The rain came down so hard you couldn’t think straight, the lightning was so bright that even with eyes closed and turned away from the source you were blinded, and the thunder was so loud that you felt like your heart was going to stop and it rolled and rolled and rolled for so long that you didn’t think that it could be real. It really was amazing, and the storms for the next 5 nights continued to be amazing. What was not amazing was waking up soaked every night because the tarps were not of substantial size and the rain pooled underneath you, never really drying during the day. But hey, we were camping. If we had wanted a luxury stay we would have gone to Germany, not Africa. To hit home: Tsavo received over ½ of its annual rainfall in 4 days, which is enough to support the fauna for the rest of the year.
On our game drives we saw our first Lesser Kudu, bat eared foxes, kipspringers, hippopotamuses, and elands. We had the privilege of being charged by an elephant who shook his huge head at us, waved his ears, and trumpeted before deciding we weren’t worth the injury or energy expenditure of a confrontation. During the drives we saw the most beautiful tracks in the fresh mud. We gawked at the huge lion paws walking down the road, cheetah tracks, and jackal tracks which all fresh and very intimidating to see. My caravan had the most privileged sighting of the entire trip. We rounded a corner to find 4 young male lions dozing together in the afternoon sun only 2 feet from the driving path. When we gasped two of them jumped up just as startled as we were. The four young male lions were only about a year old and were probably practicing hunting on their own, within their prides territory. The pictures are really beautiful and it was really an experience to see them so close.
One afternoon we had the privilege of a private site tour within a Rhino Sanctuary. Black Rhinos are currently surviving only with incredibly small population sizes due to over poaching for their ivory horns. The best fight for them to escape extinction is to reside within sanctuaries where their life expectancies and birth rates can be kept at maximum potentials. Unfortunately, one vehicle became stuck in a ravine and time ran out trying to get it out, so we were unable to see a rhino. Huge bummer, but not my last opportunity to see one,
We scheduled a field lecture at the top of the Chyulu hills. The rain had made the main road to the hills unusable. Solution: alternate path. We drove 2 hours through forest and high grassland through paths seldom used. It was unbelievable to see what an all wheel drive vehicle can do and it was really really entertaining to be diving through brush and jumping out of the way of tree branches coming through your window and trying not to hit your head when we scaled over a particularly big rock at a particularly high speed. The trip was totally worth it. The hills were one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen. We took a relatively steep one hour hike through waist high field crass to the very top of the hills to have a field lecture. The top of the Chyulu hills provided an incredibly vantage point with a jaw-dropping view. Again, having classes outside is absolutely amazing. Only downside was that for our lecture we crushed the tall grass, flattening it to provide a soft place to sit. How selfish of us, obviously the grass was home to thousands of spiders. And when I say thousands, I am not exaggerating. It was oddly terrifying and captivating. The spiders were beyond beautiful. All different sizes, shapes and colors; it was like the entire spider cast of an award winning documentary had showed up. Our other friends were ticks! I had to get over my fear pretty damn quickly when you see about 30 in a few hours. They were gross, ranging from seriously tiny to alarmingly large. None of them bit me, which is awesome because I would have had a panic attack, but I did have to flick a few from my rain poncho.
These are only the highlights of our trip. We saw and did way too much to include here, but it was absolutely crazy and I loved every second of it. I am sooooo glad I decided to do this program! The things we get to experience are absolutely out of this world.
We rushed back from our not-so-relaxing academic and weather intensive camping trip to KBC base camp. Once there we had 3 days to unpack, finish 3 assignments, and study for 3 exams worth 40% of our final grade. It was awful. We were all very stressed out and irritated at the completely unrealistic expectations. Some people do very well with situations like this and did, unfortunately I am not one of them. I knew that 3 days, even without assignments was not enough for me to study, and teachers thinking that we had time to study throughout the semester despite the incredibly packed days was ridiculous. It added up to me doing not very well on exams. It’s hard to have A’s on papers and projects and C’s and D’s on tests, when you know the information and have done more absorbing than you can exemplify. But because we had never been given an exam by these teachers and had very little time to prepare, I was not surprised by my performance. Also, the program prides itself on ‘academic rigor’. Possibly because only the geniuses are able to do well. But I still presented my best work and could do no better. Its still a bummer. Tanzania does continue some classroom subjects and we will have one more exam, so there is still time to earn grades that reflect what kind of student I am.
As soon as our exams were over, with only a day break, we had to receive guests. The Tanzanian group was arriving at KBC to begin the switch. We were kicked out of our bandas and placed in tents. It was very generous of us, but I was slightly resentful that we had to give up a space that we had each personally grown very close to. We welcomed the group of 30 and were shocked to find them so different then us. We don’t know the reason why but found them to be much less unified, less friendly, and less in love with the entire program. We organized friendly competitions for our new ‘friends’. The Olympic were organized to include volleyball, soccer, ultimate Frisbee, banana grams… ect. Sadly we didn’t do as well as we thought we were going to and didn’t win the overall. Most people were dealing with the emotions of finals, leaving KBC, and losing the Olympics all at once so nearly everyone was a train-wreak, but we were able to say goodbye to professors and staff without any major breakdowns.
The drive from Kimana town, Kenya to Lake Manyara, Tanzania took a total of 8 hours and it had to be one of the weirdest road trips of my life. The boarder was relatively quiet, except for the wedding proposal. Sweet space-case Cara was approached by an infatuated Kenyan who worked at the border and would know no happiness if Cara would not become his wife. His name was Pious and he was at the itchy-for-a-wife age of 30. He introduced himself with “I like your stick (slash Maasai staff that Cara is very attached to and carries for literally all life activities), I love your stick, I want to buy your stick, may I have your stick? I love you” It had to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard. They discussed why he had always wanted to marry a muzungu (because they thirst for knowledge), how many kids they would have (only two), and he assured her that she would be his first wife (obviously the most important). He offered to fly Cara back to Kenya after her education along with all of her friends, who would obviously be there for the wedding. She left an address so that he would not try and physically drag her from the car when our Jeep pulled away and finally crossed from the Kenyan boarder into the country of Tanzania. I’m pretty convinced Cara is keeping this option open just in case she needs a radical life change sometime in her future.
The landscape changed immediately after we crossed the border. Kenya was dusty and arid with only sparse shrubbery, but Tanzania was practically a jungle with extremely lush green vegetation and more bananas than I have ever seen in my entire life. We passed through major cities with tons of cars and fashionable people, which was very odd since we had not seen anything more advanced than shacks and handmade wheelbarrows for over a month. Nothing could have prepared me for our major stop, which was unbelievable for the simplest reason as we were so cramped that I could hardly feel my toes. We were told that there was going to be a sandwich shop, ice cream, a chocolate store, and a supermarket. We were pretty crazy over the idea of a super market and refrigeration, and experiencing it really did give us an incredible high. But walking into the air-conditioned chocolate shop with fresh cut roses in vases on glass tables placed quaintly around mirrored cases holding chocolates exported from Belgium…… I almost hit the floor. It was a huge culture shock and I couldn’t even purchase anything. It was satisfying enough to run around the store like a heathen yelling “Cheesecake! Éclairs! Croissants! Sculptured chocolate rubber duckies!” until I finally noticed the lady of the store glaring at me. I treated myself to a passion fruit ice cream cone which was rejuvenating, and a few groceries for times of desperate need and we were back on the road.
Our new site is within the Maasai steppe, specifically the Tarangira–Manyara ecosystem. It’s on the very top of a large hill high above the small towns below which are supported by tourism, farming, and herding. The site is not owned by SFS, but is essentially a rented camp site and unfortunately, we share it with elderly tourists (but we stay away from them the best we can). Our section of camp is beautiful. It’s much tinier than KBC, but part of that is because of the dense green vegetation everywhere. We sleep in camping tents and live out of suitcase, which is a bit of a frustrating demotion, but I’ll live. The best thing about this place is you feel like your constantly outside. The chumba, where we spend most of our time, is open walls, the kitchen is outside, and the bathroom has walls only to your waist. Yesterday morning I was brushing my teeth and a beautiful hummingbird flew into the bathroom to check himself out in the mirror. I shooed him away when I thought he was getting to vain and he sat on the branches in front of the sink and shouted at me for being so rude. It was really cute. There is hot water here that comes from a hand made fire built under the water tank! And electricity, which eliminates the hassle of flashlights. The fire-pit overlooks the bluff and is surrounded by beautiful views and beautiful trees. The weather here is much cooler and the birds are always singing, making it a tiny jungle paradise. I am also in love with the resident 6 week old black-and-white short hair kitten which we all take turns giving love to and spoiling the hell out of.
Classes start tomorrow, and directed research is creeping up on us. That’s going to be an academic marathon complete with paper presentation to the community. We leave for a 5 day camping expedition to the famous Serengeti this Wednesday.
I miss everyone! Please don’t stay out of touch! And everyone cross your fingers that the healthcare bill is effective and advantageous!
Love,
Chelsea





